i also want to dedicate this to all the wannabe writers/peevish grey haired boys out there.
n...n...n...now let me preach on it.
how about your neighbor so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
.....her cereal bowl has got it's own lifeguard.
she so fat, when she got off the merry-go-round they had to put the horse down
....i swerved to miss her on my car and ran out of gas before i got back.
your neighbor so fat, she feel in love. and broke it.
....she made weight watchers go blind.
.....she went swimming in the ocean and a pod of whales started swimming around her, singing "we are family"
.....the docotr diagnosed her with a flesh eating virus, and gave her 10 years to live.
your neighbor so fat, she got a back up beeper whenever she sits down.
.....she licks other peoples fingers at kentucky fried chicken
your neighbor is so fat, the horse on her jordache jeans is real.
.....she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
.....when she goes to a restaraunt, she looks at the menu and says "o.k."
.....she's got to iron her pants in the drive way.
your neighbor is so fat, she got other smaller fat people orbiting around her.
......she's on both sides of the family
......when she was born, she gave the hopital stretch marks.
your neighbor is so fat she can't jump to conclusions.
she so fat she ate the milky way.
.....she got more chins than a chinese phonebook.
.....she got to be wieghed on the richter scale.
....she got stopped at theh airport for having 150 pounds of crack.
she so fat she uses mexico for a tanning bed.
your neighbor is so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
.....she even put's mayonaise on asprin.
.....cows try to get milk from her.
.....her blood type is ragu.
.....she so fat, she could sell shade.
your neighbor is so fat she eats wheat thicks.
....she doesn't get a menu at resturaunts. she gets an estimate.
....she had to get babtized at sea world.
.....NASA has got a satellite orbiting around her.
....the last time she sat on a beach, greenpeace tried to throw her back in.
and finally---your neighbor so fat they had to install speed bumps at the buffet.
peace out!
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These jokes are hilarious. Some of the funniest stuff I've ever read. Where did you get that one about "licking everyone else's fingers at KFC?" Thats the first I've ever heard of that one. Pure jenious! Keep em coming.
thank you my brother. now i do have one more for you.....your neighbor so fat, when she farts, the national weather service has to give it a name.
peace out!
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