the rrw is in a great mood today brothers and sisters. you know i love the lord. can i get an ameeenn.
let me preach on it....
you know this brother is ordained and bonded to perform weddings by the fc courthouse and virginia. infact, if the rrw performed your nuptuals feel free to leave a comment for all to read. (this blogger does not limit or delete any comments) anywho, i have been invited to be the speaker at a local revival at the old novelty depot, one upcoming saturday. (the exact date is tbd...i'll keep you posted)
however, there are certain requirements the rrw anticipates the hosts having available. when this brother speaks, i usually draw a large crowd. i am going to need 100-200 chairs for the local flock. let's not forget my entourage, the sexual chocolates. they are explicit in the requirement of a wooden pew to sit in.
let's just make this a fellowship while we're at it. let's do a traditional, pilgrim thanksgiving dinner. wouldn't it be great to see a deer hanging up right beside a fire pit, so we can all be fed at the end of the sermon???? let's make it two....
the hosts wants to remind all that there is a strange, skinny old man that rides his bike around and peeps on unsuspecting neighbors, so you may want to wear camoflauge to make it harder for this geriatric voyeur to see you.
peace out!
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We would love to come to your revival. We have a small church in the Southern Georgia area. We would like to come out and experience a good ole fashioned revival..... Several members of our congregation are local hunters here. We are willing to provide the meal. "Deer Steaks anyone?"
consider yourself invited my brother.....
Reverend Watson,There is a struggling writer across the road there at Novelty Virginia I think she is in to picture taking because sucks at writing maybe she will take pictures of the event. Ike Godsey
i got to start a new post on this one my brrrotherrrr.....
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