let me preach on it.....
in the words of jerry seinfeld " what's the deal with dumpster diving?" as far as i know, it has yet to become an olympic sport. so why the hell would someone drag their ass up into a greenbox dumpster? first of all imagine, jumping up and grabbing the edges with both hands, as your 'boy' friend stands on all fours below, waiting for your shoes to smear whatever dog shit, you picked up while waiting on the 'coast to become clear,' all over the back of his shirt. i know the preamble to the constitution states that "all men are created equal," but dammmnnn. i think some people's parents dove into the shallow end of the gene pool: head first. b...b...b...but i digress. do they really think that someone actually threw something away, that is worth inhaling that vile smell? now continue imagining the near perfect dive over the edge of the greenbox into that bag of diapers, bag of old socks, bag of vomit and bag of used woman's feminine products. now imagine that those same trash bags ripped open when they were originally tossed in. g...g...g..give me a second to go vomit myself....
allrighty where was i? i know, where there's a fool there's a way, but do you really need another rusty old lawn mower blade, to sit out there beside your ceramic toilet? my recommendation would be: to just keep pedaling your bicycle past that dumpster and try to maintain some similance of your, quickly departing, dignity. now, to all you faithful readers i can offer some placation. remember the tree of life is self pruning. in other words, this gene pool has all but dried up, never to return.
peace out!
6 comments:
I can honestly say these people have NO LIFE. keep preachin it brother!
howdy rebern randy i nos the mushcrapkos dumpster dive day in da won down at penhook every time day see won of der neighbors taking off da trash. she always harping on does rednecks breakin da law some body needs to tell dem its illegal she breakin da law.why da college professor/struggling ritter an her huban in da dumpsters da need to mind der own business.day talk about da rednecks breakin da law they need to look at dem selves. how much it cost to put a ad in da paper so day can git sum junk from other people. da stewpid jimy jame
I once took a free writing class at oxford. Your writing is some of the best I've ever seen. I think that you'd make a fine professor if one day you choose to be.
I cant beleave that people actually do that. I thought that it was a joke. How desperate does your cheap ass have to be?
jDamn RRW, I must confess ... I stronly believe that, that must have been my throne that John got out of the green box. To be honest I threw it away because it was exposed to a wall paper removing shit, but evidently one man's nasty, revolting trip to the library, is another wanna be southerner's prize.
On a lighter note, Uncle Fred was under the impression you couldn't have a cementary, much less a shitter, in your yard. He is still def looking forward to our get together so he can witness such a sight. I will also confess though, that John's unplugged fridge never belonged to me. But Aunt Ethel is needing a step to get to her new fridge.
Keep up the good work for the god fearing country folks that would help anyone and everyone, who are often mistakenly referred to as red necks.
N n n n n now could you preach on it RRW? Peace out brotha
Hello RRW Are you referring to the Mushcr--kos at Union Hall?They have been bothering the local hunters down there for years. I dont know many of them but the ones I know say that the Mushcr--kos try to tell the local law enforcement there that the locals are breaking the law. The Game Wardens,Police,Etc,Etc have to come out and nothing ever gets done the Police and Wardens just ask the locals to not look at the crazys.You should go to her blog ..its peevishpen.blogspot.com she is a crazy bitch and you would be too if you believe that shit she writes.That shit she writes about is so petty she must be a big cotton ass,thats what she sounds like.Is she realy a writer?That crap she writes about is like what my 5 year old daughter would write about.I like your blog keep writing, my husband and I laugh at this shit. you should be writing an article or a book.signed laughing in lincoln.
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