sanford and hun

did you ever stop to wonder what redd foxx's neighbors thought about his junkyard?? cue the guitar solo and you can picture the old ford pulling up in the drive. just add a little blues sax and we've got the intro to today's post....


n...n...n...now let me preach on it.

it always seemed to me that lamont kept his crazy ole man in check. can you imagine the stupidity if they both were numbnuts??? well now, it appears that two freds have moved into the neighborhood. the rrw is all about good landscaping, but when your yard is mistaken for a junk business, it's time for the experts (or at least a three year old with five dollars) to step in. wtf? scattered among a horsepen, dog kennel and masterbation asphyxiation chamber; there is actually a wife hauler, a ceramic toilet, an unplugged refridgerator, bed posts, wood piles and a 20 foot cb radio antenna. (lawn mowers are great inventions, but they do need to be assembled to achieve their true effectiveness.) at first glance, you would mistake this junk for some "redneck" lawn art. but my brother, that would be and unfair association for my redneck brethern. what we have here, is a hollywood set junkyard. there ain't no self respecting southerner that could accrue this junk. there i said it. this is no southerner, much less the norman rockwell farmer, she attempts to portray of herself. in fact, this is no farmer at all. say what? she said...she said...she said she had farms. yeah and michael jackson went to work for k-mart so that he could get all boys pants, half off. please don't tell me his neverland ranch wasn't actually a working dude ranch.
one piece of land is 60 acres. just some trees and cleared fields. (some new land owners will clear the land of trees to help pay for the newly acquired property.) the other one (pole cat) is just 130 acres of more or less fields. no horses, no cows, no crops and no buildings. (clutching my chest) this is the big one elizabeth! you mean www.peevish.lardass.bitch is a hoax? not entirely, her husband's name is john.

the rrw is all about free enterprise, but if you're trying to raise money to pay for a new tombstone, at least paint a sign to let everyone know that you're open for business. and please, leave the landscaping to the experts or at least a three year old that knows better. you big dummy.
peace out.