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Monday, November 19, 2007

say it ain't so...

this just in from the ap news wire..... in an apparent landslide, it looks like the novelty neighbors are voting against having the muchcrapkos attend the upcoming revival.
let me preach on it.....
n...n...n...now the rrw is actually starting to feel bad for these people. damn my brothers. i had a bicycle with no seat one time, that wasn't up my ass as much as these two individuals. it doesn't appear that anyone likes them. l...l...l...let me rephrase. it appears that everyone hates them, with a passion.
anywho, to get to the point, i'm afraid the local hunters are withdrawing the offer to buy a new tombstone. the other party did not uphold their end of the agreement. the local hunters have decided to take the money and help pay some legal fees, some of rrws travel expenses to the revival and one local milkman's chiropractor bill. damn that boy messed his back up righteously. lift with your legs my brother. lift with your legs.
just a quick update. peace out!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey rebern watson,What dat fat ass fo eied bitch been up to day.hur hoban wuz kuttin da grass to day he look like he so mad he kouldnnt pull a grezzed strang outa kats ass ridin round dat yard on dat piese a shit he be ridin lookin ova der at his bitchs ground up stone in da pile man ifa dat milkman did dat he a meesed up bitch two. i thank he shouda let dat fo eied cracka ben ova an he should give it to her reel good den when he threw he oalt to let her gives it two him reel good two. dat away maybe she be in a good mode an leaf thos huntas alone. i beeleaf her hoband wood smoke somebody pole two if he get da chance he stewpid two dat what dem guuys said dat work witdat perv.any ways i thank dis shit is funny i will be out dar to you rebibal on tursday to hunt wit shall two if dat ok.jimy jame ps rite back soon dis shit is funny an ps i went to dat bitch web sit she stewpid who reed dat shit she knot a good riter she stewpid

Anonymous said...

hey rebern watson i all most foret two ax a qestion yall dont mind if black folk hunt do u i wants to see dat fo eied bitch ridin round runnin deers out blowin her horn dat what ike said do she do dat. who dat mr redneck fella he sound like a good guy mayb he should ben ova an take won fo da team two she be in a good mode if his dic bigger dan hers. jimy jame

the reverend randy watson said...

damn my brother, maybe mr. red should take one for the team. but i saw him working like a dog for the children of our church, and i can't ask a good man like that, to submit to that kind of torture. he's a mighty good man and everybody that ever met him will say the same thing. when every one of the neighbors are the on the same page, they probably are speaking the gospel truth. now you know the old saying, 'if you got troubles with all your neighbors, then you is trouble.' well, let's just say that dosn't apply to this particular neighbor.

Anonymous said...

Hay rebern randy i most forgot ike said da fo eied bitch got a warent fo da hunt boy an he aint done nutin he said she lied caus hur perv hoban had to go to toown caus of a warent mr red took out fo him does dat perv fo sura ride his bickle up an down da road spiein on da purdy womens he stewpid if da mikl man wood let him smoke his poll day probellie leafs yall lone. side what rong wit hangin yo meets up in da trees fo daze it dont taste good til it ags fo a cople weeks. dem dum fuks shood leaf yall lone day stewpid. day soond like day dum ass yankies or somthin. i had ta laf when ike tolds me day thank yall hunt der propty yall gots mo lands dan u can hunt noow yall need to let dem muderfukkers hunt wit chall dat wat day want unles fo eies jus want to stix hur pecker in one of yall.she mad caus she cannt git it from hur perv hoban he problee cant git it up. he problee taks it up da ass from hur. he a beede eied fukker two i sees him fore. tell da mikl man two give it to dem day problee like da 3som or day jus want two ride da mikl truk.weel a got to go da ol ladie got suppa reedy gots to go. dat som funny shit rebern and day stewpid i gots to go.see ya.ps you thank dem dum shits wood no if i go hunt on der land wile day fukin wit chall i problee tri dat tursday dont you tell i slip in der kill me a big deer and laf at chall while fo eie got dat stix up hur ass an dat perv be ridin his bickle fukin wit chall.an ps dat sum funny shit bout dat ground up stone over der dat funny do da mikl man reely do dat shit. he crasie two. got to go da ole ladie hollerin at me know. jimy jame