911 on speed dial?

our local 911 dispatch is certainly a good, multi-million dollar a year, emergency investment. here are a few statsitics, of which you may not be aware:
let me preach on it.
the average 911 call costs the county $688. you have to figure the annual cost of the infrastructure. add in costs such as pager updates ($500) for all the county's full time employees and of course the volunteers. factor in the 'wear and tear' on each vehicle as it responds to the individual emergency. fuel. salaries......i suppose a college student could do his dissertation on the figure.
anywho, if you were to read a blog, and that blogger posted 56 times in one calendar year. and the same blogger talked about calling the police 19 times during that same period of time, (divide 19 by 56) and we can assume that the blogger calls the police 34% of her time. (multiply 34% by 356 days) and we know that the blogger has called the police approximately 121 times that particular year. assuming that 67 percent of all statistics are made up, then $83,248 (121 times $688) is how much it has costs the tax payers of franklin county, to have a game warden issue JP a warning for having a few birds over the 12 bird limit. that's it. all those calls and just one citation. wtf?? i...i...i...i'm so mad i'd like to stomp a mud hole in somebody's ass and then walk it dry. she actually said...."well, i thought i should have the police come down and document it....i thought i'd have the police come and give me a (two mile) escort home, in the dark." sister, if you ain't got a reason to call the police, then don't. do me a favor cybil, double the dosage and try having two of your seven personalities make friends with each other, and quit abusing the system just because you're bored.
hey here's another thought, mind your own business: when all you got is a hammer, then everything starts looking like a nail. in other words, if your paranoid ass wasn't always out looking for 'the terrorists,' then maybe you wouldn't have to pick up the phone and hit number 1 on the speed dial, everytime you feel constipated. did you ever stop to think that maybe, someone on the other side of the county actually has an emergency, and needs the policeman to which you're crying wolf???
i read that 'when we finally have the terrorist ring in custody, we can all sleep at night.' truth is my sister.... you're the only one having trouble sleeping at night.

peace out!