sick about this said...
Oh, please help me sir.... I heard that you had this web site set up to help those in need. I have just been to the doctor and I have tested positive for herpes. I have only been having relations with my husband and when I confronted him about this he swears that he hasn't been with anyone else and that I have some how picked this up from public toilets.
dear valtrex,
do you have change for this 25 dollar bill? i need it to buy some beach front property in utah, that a unicorn told me about. i hope you're picking up what i'm putting down....
let me preach on it.....
n...n...n...nine out of ten doctors that i asked, said that it is impossible to contract the most common herpes viruses , herpes simplex virus type 1 (hsv-1) and herpes simplex virus type 2 (hsv-2), from any toilet. the other doctor, my dentist, said that your husband has been banging some hoochie momma like a cheap gong.
usually hsv-1 causes cold sores or fever blisters on or around the lips and hsv-2 affects areas below the waist, causing genital herpes. but both hsv-1 and hsv-2 viruses can cause herpes outbreaks in either area. hsv-1 infection of the genitals is caused by oral-genital or genital-genital contact with a person who has hsv-1 infection. a person can only get hsv-2 infection during sexual contact with someone who has a genital hsv-2 infection. in plain english, he's been donkey punching somebody else, maybe even someone with a cold sore. damn!
it does appear that your husband has an atavistic tic for beaver wrestling, but it is time for you to test his mathematical ability. make a list of all his financial assets, put that list in front of him, and ask him if he can divide it in half. then from his half, subtract pain and suffering for giving your 'sisters' blisters, and punity damages for the lies and deceit. when he's finished with the mathematical equation, kindly ask him to take his financial goose egg and his genital infection and leave your house. and please, don't be so gullible in the future!
peace out!
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Hey rebern howda trial go today dem two ol fools show up an make asses of dem selfs.i cood not wait to axs you.who will be next. i needs to no what happen.day boof stewpid messin width da hunt boy day caint touch him or any of da rest of yall. what ike ben up two.aint seen him latley.maybe dem two fools will put her dam stone bac i bet she took it anyway.she stewpid an so is her huban da perv.warent warent warent go get a warent when you play wolf sooner or later no body belies you you two ol fools.warent dat mudderfucker. jimy jame ps you need my adress you foeyed bitch.
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