i saw the light

novelty, virginia needs a driving school. for about five years, cars
have been unable to maintain control and drive in the actual road.
i have proof. just look to the right. what you don't see, is that if this car would have
continued without swerving back toward the road,
a poor, second hand toilet/flower pot, would have certainly paid the ultimate price. now why the hell would this occur? because of my broadcast innocence, the rrw needs to be the one to get to the bottom of this enigma.

let me preach on it...

n...n...n...now according to peevishpen.cry.wolf author, becky mushko, one local redneck (jp?) has been driving though her yard for years. she has not been fortunate enough to obtain proof, which in this country's legal system, is an important thing. for example, mushko can say on national radio that the rrw did not drive in her yard, but without concrete evidence, how does she really know? how can she prove beyond a reasonable doubt? but i digress, let me be the first to say, what is painfully obvious to the rest of us..... jp did not do it. wtf?? not jp??? shed some light , you beg??? light being the key word here.

you see, according to several neighbors, there is either a lighthouse at the location above, someone needs batman's help, or contact with the mothership is becoming increasingly more difficult. needless to say, it is almost impossible to drive a vehicle with some asshole shining a spot light directly into the driver's eyes. a spotlight that is being emitted directly from the mushko's back deck. i looked up the definition of irony, and this is it. although the rrw refers to this as 'getting what you deserve.' (a note to the illegal spotlighter) if you're worried about someone stealing the junk out of your back yard, put up a motion sensor for that area. i don't see the need to blind my retired father, while driving home from choir practice, with the incandescence of a super nova. however, if you're worried about people driving through your yard, don't add to the possible causes of traffic distraction. for example; spotlight in the eyes. big no-no....don't pillage your neighbor's trash until after they take it to the green box dumpster, and then put it on display for them to recognize, while driving.... and finally, you don't have to listen to the voices. i'm sure that 40 years of that man love has turned you a little schizo. but stand up and be a your own man! damn!
i do want to remind my faithful readers that anyone, under certain circumstances can be made to behave in a psychotic manner. plus i hate to let such a good pun go to waste, so to give responsibility to the person to blame, i am going to quote stephen king's novel, "the shining" (ha!) and say "hheeeere's johnny" (mushko) the man to blame......
peace out!