the grinch

as christmas approaches, the rrw is really starting to get some of that yuletide cheer. i have so many good memories of this time of year. sure, there are a ton of dinners and parties to attend. lot's of people for which to buy gifts, but what i get in return is so much more. now, there was that one christmas when wife number four, stuffed my stockings with divorce papers, but for the most part, i have recieved in great quantity. that makes me feel blessed. can you imagine the day coming and going, without any giving??

let me preach on it....

there isn't alot of difference between the grinch and scrooge. they both hated christmas, with a passion. i suppose they were indifferent at one point, but after years of watching others enjoy the day, they came to abhor it. so on behalf of the neighborhood scrooges;
santa please send my neighbors .....a back brace for lifting heavy objects, like granite. the ability to steer a motorized vehicle. a life. some polarized sun glasses. a dumpster of their very own. a new outdoor toilet seat. an invitation to the revival. some grass seed. a 'stick up the ass' remover. 500 lbs. of granite. a new 1 on their speed dial, to replace the one that wore out. maybe just one friend. the ability to tell the truth on january 3rd. everything in the jenny craig catalog. extra strength prozac. a milkman of their own. camoflauge to sneek around undetected. a new spotlight. an adult size dog collar. an attraction to their wife.
and finally santa, i promise, that i have been a good boy for most of my adult life. if you would give my grinch neighbors just this one wish, it would make everyone so happy and i would never ask for another christmas gift. santa, would you please bring them a new neighborhood???