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House Wife said...
RRW, I am ready to kick my husband's ass. He gives me a hard time every single time I cook a meal. He doesn't like this, he doesn't like that. What am I suppose to do? We have 5 children. I have to cook something that everyone will eat. I can't please him all the time. It can't be a steak on the table every night. He's going to break our checking account.


dear house wife,
t...t...t...the key to understanding your husband's gripe, is to first understand your husband. let's look at the fact that you have five children. that little piece of info tells the rrw that your husband likes to get his freak on. now, with those five young-uns running around the house, i'm willing to bet things have been alot less freaky lately. now don't get me wrong, i think children are a wonderful thing. and there's certainly nothing i hate more than some dried-up childless couple, running around sticking their noses in everyone else's business because they have nothing to do in their "golden" years. but sometimes it can be difficult taking the tug boat to tuna town, when there are so many distractions.

w...w...w...what i'm trying to say, is that your husband isn't necessarily tired of you not cooking meat. the poor boy just wants you to warm up his tube steak alittle, if you're picking up what i'm putting down. if you want to fix him something that he is sure to enjoy, just go up around novelty and borrow your neighbor's leather, ass-less chaps and gimp mask. you are just a "dirty sanchez" away from rekindling that loving feeling. my sister you are right, there can't be a steak on the table every night, but there can be a dessert.
peace out!