invitation to the revival

the rrw is feeling a whole lot of love around the upcoming revival. in a recent comment left for the rrw (click here) my brotherman ike proffered, to invite a photographer for my public appearance.
let me preach on it.........
n...n...n...now i would like to leave this decision up to the sexual chocolates and my internet brethern. just leave a comment on this current blog and we will tabulate the results just before my appearance. there are a few things that i must point out about the suggested photographer. so please read on before you vote.....
numero uno. the boy you suggested isn't even a professional photographer. say what?? infact the only reason this anathema snaps photos at all, is so that she can blend them together with half-truths to attempt to give them validity. unfortunately there are a few dumbasses out there that takes everything they read as truth. which brings me to my next point
number two.(as in no. 2 ) she's a piece of shit. strike that. she's the whole turd.
number three. she doesn't really do things very well. her writing....well let's just say she blows chunks. (it's worse than you think, chunks is actually her horse's name...stop and think about that one a second!) her ability to tell the truth. you can actually tell when she's lying! here lips are moving. ....her ability to identify an individual. (who is kd??)... her ability to keep up with her own tombstone. yep, it's gone. as i said, not a very good history of executing tasks.
number four. this is the one on which, i really want ya'll to focus. in a recent blog (captain obvious) the rrw documented ike godsey's near death experience: in my opinion, a horny old hoochie momma, attempted the kidnapping of mr. godsey. and poor ike, unwilling to sacrifice his anal virginity, folded up like a lawn chair. now, after years of therapy. ike has finally managed to leave the confines of his basement. do we really want to see ike blabbering like a school girl again??? i know alot of you were there to help with the electro-shock therapy, that eventually brought him to the realization that he was not a spice girl. so, i ask you all to take that into consideration when you vote.....
peace out!

public appearance

the rrw is in a great mood today brothers and sisters. you know i love the lord. can i get an ameeenn.
let me preach on it....
you know this brother is ordained and bonded to perform weddings by the fc courthouse and virginia. infact, if the rrw performed your nuptuals feel free to leave a comment for all to read. (this blogger does not limit or delete any comments) anywho, i have been invited to be the speaker at a local revival at the old novelty depot, one upcoming saturday. (the exact date is tbd...i'll keep you posted)
however, there are certain requirements the rrw anticipates the hosts having available. when this brother speaks, i usually draw a large crowd. i am going to need 100-200 chairs for the local flock. let's not forget my entourage, the sexual chocolates. they are explicit in the requirement of a wooden pew to sit in.
let's just make this a fellowship while we're at it. let's do a traditional, pilgrim thanksgiving dinner. wouldn't it be great to see a deer hanging up right beside a fire pit, so we can all be fed at the end of the sermon???? let's make it two....
the hosts wants to remind all that there is a strange, skinny old man that rides his bike around and peeps on unsuspecting neighbors, so you may want to wear camoflauge to make it harder for this geriatric voyeur to see you.
peace out!