this story goes with that

The rrw was recently perusing the world wide web, where he ran across a ladie’s website, in which she was struggling to identify a current picture.
n…n…n…now let me preach on it.

Sister, what you obviously have here, and keep in mind I am not a certified geologist, is approxminately 531 lbs of granite rock dust! Readers, check it out for yourself (peevishpen.crappy.author) Damn! That’s strange! Also from the look of the moisture content, it appears that the original granite slab was recently fished out of SML, ground to dust, piled 42cm high, and then pissed on by someone with a high calcium/milk content in their urine.

May I suggest you get a concealed weapons permit sister. Although, it sounds like the milk man might have a concealed foot for the crack of your ass. The rrw recommends to stay away from this individual, before he fills your ass tank up with some premium unleaded boot.

Peace out!!!

Paranoia: a psychosis characterized by systematized delusions of persecution

i love a good joke. hell, everyone enjoys a good hearted teasing. however, if the individual involved suffers excessive or irrational suspiciousness and distrustfulness of others, that's were i draw the line.
n...n...n...now let me preach on it.

i recently discovered that my neighbor, becky muskho (a struggling author, who wants to walk her property with her dog...but then goes on to contradict herself by saying that she's handicapped, and has physical ailments too) had her tombstone stolen. i know what you're thinking.... why the hell, would someone buy their own tombstone? my only answer to you, would be to shamelessly pilfer the kinks lyrics, and say:
"paranoia will destroy ya."
and it looks like she's going down hill fast. but i digress, consensus amoung most neighbors, is that the muskhos (she and her husband john) have perpetrated the crime themselves. i would like to reiterate, this is not funny. and that nothing could be further from the truth. infact, they have offered a $500 reward "for information leading to the arrest of whoever was involved".... once again i know what you're thinking.... why the hell would a supposed author, not offer the reward for the information leading to the arrest of whomever was involved. it's a mystery to me too.
anywho gotta go. i'm meeting bm, jm and oj simpson so we can find the persons invloved in stealing the tombstone and then oj's wife's killer......
peace out!